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She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. And throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality. And when innocents in Bosnia and Darfur are slaughtered, that is a stain on our collective conscience. But that is not yet the case. Those are not just American ideas, they are human rights, and that is why we will support them everywhere. And I will host a Summit on Entrepreneurship this year to identify how we can deepen ties between business leaders, foundations and social entrepreneurs in the United States and Muslim communities around the world.

Tonight is a particular honor for me because - let's face it - my presence on this stage is pretty unlikely. Now let me be clear. Each of us in our own lives needs to do what we can to help the poor. It was a peaceful and determined insistence upon the ideals at the center of America's founding.

Now even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters, the negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes. You understand that in this election, the greatest risk we can take is to try the same old politics with the same old players and expect a different result.

At every opportunity, they've told evangelical Christians that Democrats disrespect their values and dislike their Church, while suggesting to the rest of the country that religious Americans care only about issues like abortion and gay marriage; school prayer and intelligent design. It is agonizing for America to lose our young men and women. The fourth issue that I will address is democracy. Those are not just American ideas, they are human rights, and that is why we will support them everywhere.

A belief that we're all connected as one people. And I will host a Summit on Entrepreneurship this year to identify how we can deepen ties between business leaders, foundations and social entrepreneurs in the United States and Muslim communities around the world. It is easier to start wars than to end them.

Thank you, and God bless America.