Obama Ipsum

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But then I asked myself: Are we serving Shamus as well as he is serving us? And Ashley asks him why he's there.

It means continuing to insist on a full measure of justice in every aspect of American life. We measure progress in the 23 million new jobs that were created when Bill Clinton was President - when the average American family saw its income go up $7,500 instead of down $2,000 like it has under George Bush. Freedom of religion is central to the ability of peoples to live together.

But I also get the sense that there's a hunger that's deeper than that - a hunger that goes beyond any single cause or issue. Because it's not who we are. I will end this war in Iraq responsibly, and finish the fight against al Qaeda and the Taliban in Afghanistan. The Holy Koran teaches that whoever kills an innocent, it is as if he has killed all mankind; and whoever saves a person, it is as if he has saved all mankind. On the other hand, it is also undeniable that the Palestinian people - Muslims and Christians - have suffered in pursuit of a homeland. And we will also expand partnerships with Muslim communities to promote child and maternal health.

I thought of the 900 men and women - sons and daughters, husbands and wives, friends and neighbors, who won't be returning to their own hometowns. Last time we took up immigration reform, it failed. We have the most powerful military on Earth, but that's not what makes us strong. Threatening Israel with destruction - or repeating vile stereotypes about Jews - is deeply wrong, and only serves to evoke in the minds of Israelis this most painful of memories while preventing the peace that the people of this region deserve. The richness of religious diversity must be upheld - whether it is for Maronites in Lebanon or the Copts in Egypt. There is so much fear, so much mistrust.

Our Party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer. That's why organizations are rising up across the country to reclaim the language of faith to bring about change. And it means taking full responsibility for own lives - by demanding more from our fathers, and spending more time with our children, and reading to them, and teaching them that while they may face challenges and discrimination in their own lives, they must never succumb to despair or cynicism; they must always believe that they can write their own destiny. That is why the United States will partner with any Muslim-majority country to support expanded literacy for girls, and to help young women pursue employment through micro-financing that helps people live their dreams.

Thank you very much everybody.