Obama Ipsum

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As imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me. You see, we Democrats have a very different measure of what constitutes progress in this country. But what I will not do is suggest that the Senator takes his positions for political purposes. Around the world, the Jewish people were persecuted for centuries, and anti-Semitism in Europe culminated in an unprecedented Holocaust.

These enemies must be found. I am the son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from Kansas. Like other black churches, Trinity's services are full of raucous laughter and sometimes bawdy humor. She's the one who put off buying a new car or a new dress for herself so that I could have a better life.

Her father worked on oil rigs and farms through most of the Depression. John Kerry believes in an America where hard work is rewarded; so instead of offering tax breaks to companies shipping jobs overseas, he offers them to companies creating jobs here at home. We believe that everyone, everywhere should be loved, and given the chance to work, and raise a family. Perhaps somebody told her along the way that the source of her mother's problems were blacks who were on welfare and too lazy to work, or Hispanics who were coming into the country illegally. She sought out allies in her fight against injustice. I saw it firsthand as a child in Indonesia, where devout Christians worshiped freely in an overwhelmingly Muslim country.

Those stories - of survival, and freedom, and hope - became our story, my story; the blood that had spilled was our blood, the tears our tears; until this black church, on this bright day, seemed once more a vessel carrying the story of a people into future generations and into a larger world. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother - a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe. To President Clinton, who last night made the case for change as only he can make it; to Ted Kennedy, who embodies the spirit of service; and to the next Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, I thank you. I love this country, and so do you, and so does John McCain. Now is the time for Palestinians to focus on what they can build.

And as so many generations have come to realize over the course of the two-hundred and twenty one years since a band of patriots signed that document in Philadelphia, that is where the perfection begins. I will eliminate capital gains taxes for the small businesses and the start-ups that will create the high-wage, high-tech jobs of tomorrow. On science and technology, we will launch a new fund to support technological development in Muslim-majority countries, and to help transfer ideas to the marketplace so they can create jobs.

God bless you.