Obama Ipsum

The most presidential lorem ipsum in history.

How many paragraphs of oratory do you need?

They're deciding that their work, their possessions, their diversions, their sheer busyness, is not enough. Rather than remain trapped in the past, I have made it clear to Iran's leaders and people that my country is prepared to move forward. There is also one rule that lies at the heart of every religion - that we do unto others as we would have them do unto us.

It's the hope of slaves sitting around a fire singing freedom songs. Despite the temptation to view my candidacy through a purely racial lens, we won commanding victories in states with some of the whitest populations in the country. But my personal story is not so unique. And any nation - including Iran - should have the right to access peaceful nuclear power if it complies with its responsibilities under the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

When we send our young men and women into harm's way, we have a solemn obligation not to fudge the numbers or shade the truth about why they're going, to care for their families while they're gone, to tend to the soldiers upon their return, and to never ever go to war without enough troops to win the war, secure the peace, and earn the respect of the world. I'm talking about something more substantial. He said that our economy has made "great progress" under this President. The relationship between Islam and the West includes centuries of co-existence and cooperation, but also conflict and religious wars. It is time for these settlements to stop.

Tonight is a particular honor for me because - let's face it - my presence on this stage is pretty unlikely. And in exchange, I'll ask for higher standards and more accountability. Violent extremists have exploited these tensions in a small but potent minority of Muslims.

When we send our young men and women into harm's way, we have a solemn obligation not to fudge the numbers or shade the truth about why they're going, to care for their families while they're gone, to tend to the soldiers upon their return, and to never ever go to war without enough troops to win the war, secure the peace, and earn the respect of the world. That's why I stand here tonight. Yes, we must provide more ladders to success for young men who fall into lives of crime and despair. If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from. But if we see this conflict only from one side or the other, then we will be blind to the truth: the only resolution is for the aspirations of both sides to be met through two states, where Israelis and Palestinians each live in peace and security.

Thank you, and God bless America.