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I will build new partnerships to defeat the threats of the 21st century: terrorism and nuclear proliferation; poverty and genocide; climate change and disease. We were founded upon the ideal that all are created equal, and we have shed blood and struggled for centuries to give meaning to those words - within our borders, and around the world. It's a faith in other people, and it's what brought me here today.

And although she can no longer travel, I know that she's watching tonight, and that tonight is her night as well. In the middle of the Cold War, the United States played a role in the overthrow of a democratically-elected Iranian government. We know that is God's vision.

This is where we are right now. And so in that spirit, let me speak as clearly and plainly as I can about some specific issues that I believe we must finally confront together.

Now, as children of God, we believe in the worth and dignity of every human being; it doesn't matter where that person came from or what documents they have. And the lack of basic services in so many urban black neighborhoods - parks for kids to play in, police walking the beat, regular garbage pick-up and building code enforcement - all helped create a cycle of violence, blight and neglect that continue to haunt us. The obligations that the parties have agreed to under the Road Map are clear. But I also know that human progress cannot be denied.

We are one people, all of us pledging allegiance to the stars and stripes, all of us defending the United States of America. I understand you switched venues at considerable expense and inconvenience because of unfair labor practices at the place you were going to be having this synod. And when innocents in Bosnia and Darfur are slaughtered, that is a stain on our collective conscience. The sooner the extremists are isolated and unwelcome in Muslim communities, the sooner we will all be safer. And we will match promising Muslim students with internships in America; invest in on-line learning for teachers and children around the world; and create a new online network, so a teenager in Kansas can communicate instantly with a teenager in Cairo. It's a faith in other people, and it's what brought me here today.

Thank you, God Bless you, and God Bless the United States of America.