Obama Ipsum

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While studying here, my father met my mother. Our Party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer. To President Clinton, who last night made the case for change as only he can make it; to Ted Kennedy, who embodies the spirit of service; and to the next Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, I thank you. Because in the faces of those young veterans who come back from Iraq and Afghanistan, I see my grandfather, who signed up after Pearl Harbor, marched in Patton's Army, and was rewarded by a grateful nation with the chance to go to college on the GI Bill.

His father - my grandfather - was a cook, a domestic servant to the British. Let me be clear. There is not a Black America and a White America and Latino America and Asian America - there's the United States of America. That's why I've been fighting to expand the Earned Income Tax Credit and the minimum wage. We cannot ignore that we have a right and a duty to protect our borders. "We cannot walk alone," the preacher cried.

That's not what I'm talking about. I do so recognizing that change cannot happen overnight. For we have learned from recent experience that when a financial system weakens in one country, prosperity is hurt everywhere. We know that is God's vision. Now, that must be our work here on Earth.

Because we reject the same thing that people of all faiths reject: the killing of innocent men, women, and children. We will help Iraq train its Security Forces and develop its economy.

And until we do, our conscience cannot rest. We are the party of Roosevelt.

Thank you, and God bless America.